9/11 Conspiracy Theories Are "Ridiculous" Says Al Queda

To Illustrate this point, Onion video


9/11 Conspiracy Theories 'Ridiculous,' Al Qaeda Says

You Look Gay In Those Genes

I'm realizing now this should have been the title of my senior thesis. Instead it was called "Assessing the Biological Causality of Human Homosexuality," or something pedantic like that.

Let me not digress from this beautiful little piece of Australian satire (originally posted by Vaughan at Mind Hacks, who also includes a great quote from Carl Zimmer about the stupidity of these gene studies). The gay scientists over at The Pink Tiger Research Institute have finally isolated the Christian gene.

"We've already prevented this rat from being born christian, hopefully humans will follow."